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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar BL4CK B1RD06 » 12 Oct 2010, 22:01

:lol: :lol: BERK !!
Ce n'est pas votre boulot de sauter en enfer les pieds devant ; votre boulot, c'est de vous assurer qu'il y ait plein de monde en-dessous !
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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar Rone » 13 Oct 2010, 07:21

Entendu à la radio, et interdite aux mineurs.

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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar zx6r4 » 13 Oct 2010, 10:32

Celle de Tomchou est excellent, celle de Rone est juste monstrueuse. Putain comment j'me suis marré^^



Au fait, tout le monde sait que la vitesse de la lumière est plus rapide que celle du son !
Bah c'est pour ça que certains ressemblent à des lumières avant d'avoir l'air con :mrgreen:

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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar Romain » 18 Oct 2010, 16:14

Un professeur de français demande à un élève le temps auquel sont conjugués les verbes de la phrase qui suit :
« Ils ne voulurent pas avoir d'enfant, mais ils en eurent six. »

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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar BL4CK B1RD06 » 18 Oct 2010, 19:38

Ce n'est pas votre boulot de sauter en enfer les pieds devant ; votre boulot, c'est de vous assurer qu'il y ait plein de monde en-dessous !
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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar laurentgina » 19 Oct 2010, 07:15

mdr looool
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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar jaireimy » 19 Oct 2010, 13:11

T'as oublié le kikoo
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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar zx6r4 » 26 Oct 2010, 11:37

Allez, une tite spécial pour nos étudiants en médecine :


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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar Tomchoucrew » 26 Oct 2010, 14:58

:lol:
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Re: Blagues !

Messagepar davidkenobi » 26 Oct 2010, 15:16

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